Total Medals Earned: 912 (From 186 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,750 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/9 (100/355 points)
Get 12 red coins in one game
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 14/14 (480/480 points)
Check out the Credits!
Loot a painting!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/65 points)
Get a distance of 10,000
Get a distance of 50,000
Get a distance of 100,000
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 6/8 (245/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!